To my darling husband…

I received this joke into my inbox, and I thought it was worth it to republish!

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let  you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into  the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't  worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wall-Mart, and  when I turned into the  driveway I accidentally pushed down on the  accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup  fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car I am really sorry,  but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.  I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

Truck parked on a Ferrari

P.S.  Your girlfriend called.

Ouch... that hurts...